[As the feed turns on, it shows Fujino...who is sitting in a very promiscuous position on a couch in the suite, baring nearly all of her legs except for near the tops of her upper thighs whilst she twirls a finger around her hair and sighs.]

How boring, how boring! It's hard keeping up such a facade in a place full of idiots. All of you are asking ( Read more... )

[the feed shows Heather with a smudge of bright orange paint on her cheek, and she's actually smiling a little, feeling much better after her talk with Sasha the previous week. She's holding a paintbrush in her hand and her mogwai, Mogi, is sitting on the bed chewing on one of her spare brushes ( Read more... )

[He sounds out of breath.]

A saloon. Really? Don't anyone tell my brother!

[Damian’s been settling HIS friend in… Though trying to explain the details of their capture is proving difficult, that is, when the listener is a fairly average ten year old boy, suffering a panic attack.]

[Damian’s voice is stiff:] I require sewing thread. Not surgical.

[Pause.] And stuffing.

[ooc: Sorry for the second sewingthread related ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on and it's a shot of the rec room--items are scattered all across and it sounds as if there's a struggle in the background. Some sounds but it mostly ends with something (or someone) hitting the ground. Hard. The 'berry seems to tumble with the impact and against all odds it gets a solid look at the scene. There's Alex, pinned to ( Read more... )

IT HAS OCCURRED TO ME THAT THE RESIDENTS OF THIS HELL HOLE ARE BASICALLY INCOMPETENT AT TACTICS, AND SO I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE SOME THINGS CLEAR TO PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL BLUNDERING AROUND IN THEIR HIDEY HOLES TELLING EVERYBODY NOT TO BE HEROES LIKE IT'S A PIECE OF GOD GIVEN WISDOM. LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO REVIEW THE FACTS ( Read more... )

Seems like something out of a terrible movie, doesn't this whole mess? I notice someone has already put up a post about having set up a safe zone. If space and supplies get to be at a premium there, my entire suite is similarly cleared. Minus the magic wards, but guarded by a few guys who know a thing or two about beating back threats. [Namely ( Read more... )

[The video feed switches on to a rather exasperated looking man with a jawline that could give Jay Leno a run for his money and car collection.]

. . . If this is a joke, it's not funny.

Will someone tell me how to wake up now?

[Even though he knows that what he's experiencing is very much real, there's a part of him that's still hoping it's ( Read more... )

 [The camera flicks on to show a young blonde woman peering into it. She takes a moment to adjust it, making sure she's reasonably centered in the frame, and then begins to speak ( Read more... )

[Well this is awkward. The video feed shows that Conrad's shirt is drenched in blood. It seems like blood is coming out of his neck from underneath his collar. He seems to be fine other then being in a shitton of pain and kind of annoyed ( Read more... )